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Mini Sad Trombone

$1495
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Mini Sad Trombone

Womp, womp!

This Sad Trombone, positioned on trombone case base, includes everything you need to create a soundtrack for your epic fails:

  • Plays music: plays the notorious womp-womp-womp-womp sound when the trombone is slightly tilted
  • Trombone replica: Includes a 3" replica of a real trombone resting on a trombone case base
  • Includes Stickers: Two sticker sheets to decorate and personalize your trombone case.
  • Illustrated Mini book: Includes a 32-page mini book about the origins of the sad trombone notes and trombone songs
  • Includes button cell batteries.

Perfect gift: humorous gag gift or stocking stuffer